Matthew, to Brooklynn: This relationship won't work if you are gonna be the dominant one
Paul: I'm dating my mom
Ben: *making a protein shake at 4 am* it's not THAT loud
Zach, talking about Chris, to Bryan: This is my girlfriend
Tabi: get someone who looks at you like my dog looks at me when I have food
Chris: Zachary was the one that killed him
Brooklynn: You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Matthew: You often find things you want most in life...strange though, my youtube feed is filled with memes about death
Brook: lol you guys dead? Also Brook: * is never online*
Matthew: in fact whenever I do anything I eat food
Brook: You both bring me pain
Kayden: did you know the app says mariasoairha carieieies vocal range is like b2 to b7
Chris: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna be dummy thicc If Matthew sticks around
Matthew, about somebody getting 4 dates: Wow that's 4 times as many dates that I got :c
Chris: Are you a part of the Big Tittie Committee?
Matthew: 'What's brown and sticky? Me' - |Matthew -2019 BC
Matthew: 'BC' stands for 'Before Coronavirus' btw
Brook: Easy Peasy, Rico Squeezy
Rozanne: Shicken
Zachary: I am we tall did
Silas: * Laughing * L i b e r a l s
Addy: I'm a VSCO girl, sksksksks
Matthew, to Brooklynn: No homo though
Brooklynn, asking about Matthew: Ain't he 5'5? Chris: ???
Ben: I'm a mommy's boy
Chris: You finna be looking like a dadgum traffic light
Chris: bro I'm finna bust you like a can of WD40 when it hit fire
Matthew: Gal don't you come to my street acting like you're a big waffle
Chris: I'm finna pull up to your house and make you into a waffle, you giant french toast stick
Matthew: Yo home dog, you straight up say that, well you're about to get the hizzy mizz, y'all already know I'm packing heat, and my pizza slices always got my back on de rat house, dog
Chris: pull up bruh, imma gall dang get you and roll you into a flatbread and make a pizza out of you
Matthew: yo home dog don't yall spit that in my face cause you already know ill straight-up pull up to your barbeque uninvited ill straight up Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan. In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. Bake in preheated oven for 60 to 65 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf, comes out clean. Let bread cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack don't test me dog
Chris: You ain't gon' skrr skrr with no ankles, now are you, bro
Meg: Purple is the superior color- You mortals will soon understand
Chris: it's mainly just me trying to focus and my brain going, 'Now, you won't believe this, but...'
Chris: I was gon' say- you know how Astro's fandom name is Aroha? So, for some reason, the first thing I thought of was Scooby Doo trying to say "Aloha", and at that moment I realized I absolutely have lost my mind
Benben: I have a stomach bug, not an identity crisis
Kayden, talking about Tagalog: like respect to adults like mabantot ka po that means you are stinky WITH RESPECT
Benben: I've got a PINATA so I believe I am superior
Chris: Can I get my teacher to call me 'Scooby-Doo'? Asking for a friend...
Benben: What if I open up an OnlyFans but just of me laughing
Matthew: I think the vaccine to covid19 is stupidity so I'm immune
Matthew: stop if you keep sending me these images ill lose all my masculinity
Matthew: *sad giraffe noises*
Chris: I asked who has a crush on you and it said you / Matthew: Matthew Yes, Matthew? um, I don't know how to say this but
but what? I LOVE YOU, O.O Matthew..... I don't like guys I run away
Chris, talking about her new phone: Now I can cry in HD
Matthew: oh yeah speaking of microwaves I need your help
Kayden: I just need my acne to clear up and wear eyeliner and I can make it as a kpop star
Kayden: my body pillow doesn’t love me:(
Maddie: Time to get my depression ice-cream
Benben: Stan water rat
Chris: let's name the water rat 'Post Malone'
Brook: My teacher is teaching me how to become a Minecraft character
Rozanne to Chris: Even your big lip looks pretty
Tabi: I'm so impatient, my horoscope said I need to have patience today
Benben: You know how crunchy roll is for anime? if you want to watch musicals, like Heathers, you get Scrunchy roll
Benben, chanting at Chris: RAMEN HEAD, RAMEN HEAD
Benben: I look like Katy Perry with short hair... you know-- it's a vibe though
Benben: I look, Uhm, drugs...
Benben: *Blinking profusely* "-is all I got out of your entire message.'
Benben: Hon hon hon, I am your french stalker
Matthew: I wish I was so stoned I was the rock
Matthew, talking about Brook: Shes turning 10 next year I'm so happy for her
Chris: My face is that of a chip
Brook: Your cheese is showing. You can't show your cheese
Brook: You can't just smack it, stretch it
Brook: My chunky baby, I call it Matthew
Matthew, taking bets on a fight: $100 on Chrissy
Chris: Oh, she's sweet but a Michael, A little bit Michael, At night she's screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Josh, who is a diabetic: They say laughter is the cure to everything. unless you have diabetes..then I think insulin is better
Kayden: I MEANT MASSACHUSGEBSY
Chris: Not Kayden our favorite eboy
Kayden: Tagalog is basically English Spanish
Kayden: he’s white so he prob won’t get it
Chris: LAMP = Laughing at my pain
Matt: Maybe because if you're white and you go to west Cleveland you turn into swiss cheese
Matt: Everything I have ever done in my life... all the blood sweat and tears, all the hardships, and struggles all of that trials and tribulations... ALL OF THAT, lead me to watching that video and because of that 30-second video I regret it all I wonder is there a different path I could have took to avoid that video
Chris: Arson, am I right?
Brook and Chris: I'm going to Cadillac a wreck
Chris: *boogies in singleness*
Matt: if I ever got a girlfriend my mom would unleash the hidden arts of Puerto Rico judo
Matt: Oh, don't worry, the bear and guy said 'no homo'
Matt: so obviously I flexed how fat and tall I am
Matt: To make it seem that I worked a lot harder on this than I actually did I'm gonna say no
Matt: so he is like 5 feet taller than brook
Matt: In an episode of Johnny Bravo- He goes up to a girl and asks her out, and the girl says, "I have a boyfriend," and Johnny is like, "You look like the kind of girl who needs two". Now I was joking around with Tabi, asking if Hailee was single, and Tabi said she had a boyfriend, and I was like she looks like the kind of girl who needs two. Now I thought that was it and I left. So fast forward I found out Tabi told this to HAILEE and worst of all Hailee told her boyfriend what I said O>O
Matt: I'll give em that good left, right, goodnight, you know what I'm saying
Matt, after firmly stating Shane turned 21: Oh, um, I meant he was 21 4 years ago.
Kayden to Chris: do u live in the ghtoo part of cleavage land
Kayden: spider mummies who work at hooters
Kayden: but it's fine because I'm listening to Beyonce
Kayden: genitalman
Kayden: ugly ppl cant be horny
Kayden to Chris: if u don't like him u prob will have to settle for a white guy
Kayden: /e dance
Kayden to Chris: r u gonna stomp on me if u see me irl
Kayden: Ohioans am I right
Kayden to Chris: u should learn how to renegade
Kayden: I wanna be less white
Kayden to Chris: sksksksks with me
Kayden: cause we stan god here
Chris: Mariah Carey isn't dead yet, but if she was, man, she would be rolling in her grave
Matt: it so long ago that I didn't even have a dad when we went
Matt: Bobby looks like he was a soldier who fought Vietnam and then heard popcorn popping
Matt: also I got scared for a moment thinking Mike made tik toks
Chris: I already get the badge of excuses called "I'm dumb because I was homeschooled"
Chris: I want to see you punt him like a football
Matt: 100 IQ move from Bobby
Chris: Where did the term "butterflies in my stomach" come from? Who ate some butterflies, then had their crush or something talk to them and go
"Hey, this reminds me of that time I ate some butterflies"
Chris: Out of nowhere, my one friend was talking about how she wanted to live out a grandma aesthetic- And I was like, "You want to see my grandmother's aesthetic?" And then proceeded to send a photo of a graveyard
Chris: I think I am just thrown off since you pulled an MJ lol
Matt: if I committed several war crimes in Iraq, no I didn't
Chris: I've ruined the joke because I can't type properly
Matt: the microwave is the closet thing to baking I got and the closest thing to a baked treat I ever made was a Rice Krispy bar
Chris: Like, If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and U together because you stink
Matt: clear just means you can change colors easier - Chris: Listen, bro, I am not a chameleon
Kayden: I TOLD SOMEONE THAT THEIR HAMPSTER LOOKS LIKE A CORNDOG
Chris: But that Lil' freak of nature works too
Kayden: can you ask sniffy guy if he plays Minecraft
Kayden: I might 1v1 Ethan
Kayden to Chris: I need the oldest people or people you dated so I can get clout if I kill them
Kayden: from ratatatpurilai
Chris: I will Milly rock on your grave
Kayden after being asked if he bakes: No, but I watch the great British baking show, so I basically do
Kayden to Chris: you remind meof a doughnute
Kayden: invite them to look at the brothel
Chris: Murder is always an option
Kayden to Chris: if my parents' divorce I'm blaming you
Kayden: is tmrw Obama
Kayden: emo couch
Kayden: yea, that dude is a disappointment, his fist is bigger than his face
Kayden: I wonder how many hot wheels I can fit in my mouth
Chris: What if Brook falls off? - Matt: from a ledge that is 12 inches high well she will probably fall for a long time and it would be fatal. for the ground, not her.
Brook: Comply or die
Brook: I'm making Ben my maid of honor and he is gonna wear a purple dress
Chris to Matt: Maybe you could have turned into some Hallmark Christmas movie
Chris: I did the "Which Celebrity Are You" quiz and I kept getting people that died
Brook to Matt: 736 you are a dude
Brook: Hello, fries. We meet again. But now I am America, so I am better than you
Brook: I'm amurica
Brook: yath quin
Chris to Matt: You are not the big cheeseburger you paint yourself to be
Shane: Remixxxxx
Chris: I am fluent in K-pop boy
Brook: Tears falling down at the party, Santa's getting high in the sleigh
Brook to Chris: Why are your feet on backward?!
Brook: The crunch back of Krispy Kreme
Brook to Matt: Ya like the big tooth mamas?
Chris: By the time this is over with- my lifespan will have decreased so much that I'll just end up dead
Aaron: Uncle Bryan is my Uncle
Brook: I didn't choose the simp life, the simp life chose me
Matt: I SIMP
Chris: I accidentally wrote a fanfiction between my brothers
Kayden: SpongeBob manifests his daddy issues
Kayden: BRO I POSTED IT AT THE PART THAT SHE SADI THAT IM THE SONG
Kayden: I just finished my pedo anime :(
Kayden: this lightsaber goes in more places besides other peoples hearts
Kayden: It was like I was spooning with a ninja turtle
Matthew: Paul hit me with a metal chair today
Michael: Gotta simp equally for each other
Michael: I think they making a love action sleeping beauty and Matthew is the star princess
Ethan & Chris: French stoner
Matthew: my first ASMR video should be "Kermit The Frog comforts you after a break up" or... "Po the Panda makes dumplings with you"
Matthew: I'm gonna start selling my bathwater
Matthew, talking about the man shopping his ween off on a counter: I thought it was just another cooking video
Matt: Well if you got money ill be your girlfriend
Brook: That is biracial, but no the right racial...bi
Matt: Please don't tell me the chaotic duo has united
Brook: You're a butt wiggle
Brook: I would marry him but he doesn't have arms
Brook: America has an anime boy
Chris: I've got to equip my arms
Chris: I don't trust a man with a hand
Chris: Pokemon rights, bro
Matt: Plus Niki Minaj is a WWE superstar so I appreciate the reference
Chris: 260p Garfield is my spirit animal
Chris: He put the SIMP in SHRIMP
Matt: why do you want me to fight this shrimp
Brook: I'll be able to see without my eyes
Chris: You want any ice cream? We don't have any, I just wanted to know
Michael: I spoke to a satanist and learned gay men like me
Matthew: today I saw Santa Claus riding on a fire truck being chased by cops
Matthew: I know this is random but I just realized my afro is getting stupidly big
Matthew: You know on my 15th birthday I would have never guessed nearly a year later that I would be talking about if kissing the homies was homo
Brook: Do not disrespect God with your Ben sacrifice
Matthew: some guy with a weird voice telling me that I'm his girlfriend and explain why kettlebells suck
Matthew: get yourself a man who will give an apple
Matthew: My eyes are swollen so much that it looks like I have anime eyes
Brook: I would marry him but he doesnt have arms
Matthew: Can I say hot girl cause the youth already thinks im bi
Chris's mom: I miss your teeth
Chris: Up your chances of being eaten by Simba
Brook: We are fabulous (not you Matthew)
Matthew: speaking of which I was chilling waiting to get the covid shot and I was holding my moms purse cause she was busy and the guy was like the purse matches your eyes
Matthew: yo I can just imagine someone for real trying to kidnap me and I just laugh it off thinking it's you
Matthew: ***I can tell the untruth***
Matthew: Suicide is sounding pretty good now that I have seen this
Matthew: sadly jake paul appeared in a part of the show which ruined my day honestly
Matthew: get with the times old man praying to God is the slow way to reach him texting is the new thing brahhh
Chris: What if we put up Ben's phone number in Starbucks and tell people it is a furry hotline
Matthew: -Lyrics- Gurl youdintjusaythat ahifj gurl saomggirl mathew yasss girl broqueen should be hertosea this gurlll yassssssquennnnnnnnn
Matthew: him being cute is his only saving grace honestly
Matthew: Now if you excuse me imma just go to my queen shrine so they can whisper *"Don't Stop Me Now"* softly into my ear
Matthew: Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go to my Goku shrine
Matthew: I like Minecraft cause I can build stuff just like how I want to build a relationship with my parents
Matthew: that sounds like being straight with extra steps
Matthew: Next time ill tell your dad to move out of the way, sit down for a few minutes then grab the tissue box, and then kick the song leader out and start singing Frank Sinatra songs. When brother Samuel eventually comes out to preach, ill say "Not in my house," ill then preach in brother Samuel's place and convert them all into my cat cult.
Matthew: someone other than my mum called me cute
Matthew: bald as a baby's bottom
Matthew: I would much rather go straight to the fiery pits of HFIL than to be bens boyfriend
Matthew: I block him out its honestly my only way to cope
Matthew: Jimmy neutron is a boy who can do some incredible things. Now, Jimmy neutron probably created a dimensional right machine, but it takes a ton of energy to just teleport one person. So jimmy gets his friend's Carl and Sheen so they can test out this machine! It works and Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are teleported to our world! They try to teleport back after there creeped out by the way we all look! But Jimmy knows that the machine isn't at max power! But he doesn't tell anyone about it. Jimmy tries the machine and it works teleporting Carl and Jimmy back home! Sheen is left there Sheen tries to live a normal life but he becomes emotionally dead. He wants to keep his name Sheen but everyone just called him Shane so he switched his name to Shane. Shane now lives his life hating that he got betrayed by his best friend and he wishes he could return home so he could get revenge.
Chris: You don't seem like a good pony mother
Matthew: Bryan is just saying that causes he's too fat to go on a hike
Matthew: I don't play cooking I am cooking
Matthew: I got called thiccccccccc in class today
Matthew: Yes I do have forks shoved up Bryan
Brook: Doesn't Matthew have a dad?
Matthew: I'm bi-curious... curious about those biceps... no homo
Matthew: Arent all Asians white
Matthew: It's not racist because I'm black
Matthew: I wanted to cosplay as The Undertaker, but I never realized how much cleavage he shows, and I'm not that kind of guy
Matthew: I'll be racist for comedy
Matthew: It makes sense that she is tasty, she is black
Matthew: Black people are cannibals
Matthew: Black people probably taste better than white people
Matthew: I don't know what a ween is but ok
Matthew: I sometimes act like I never gave birth to him, honestly it's sometimes the only way I can cope
Matthew: I am a very respected little spoon
Matthew: Ben can not eat using me as a spoon
Matthew: If a fruitcake is someone who wants to beat up Bryan, then yes, I'm a fruitcake
(Typical Innocent) Matthew: Why do you want your boyfriend to be your daddy?
Matthew: Why did you marry your dad
Matthew: I do love fantasizing about getting physically assaulted
Brook: Emo chicken little
Matthew: Before I was an illegal fisher lol
Matthew: Yo, Aaron hugged me yesterday and I wanted to kill myself
Matthew: Aaron hugged me, so easily the worst day of my life
Matthew: I mean I would be a fan of myself too if I wasn't myself
Matthew: I saw Paul do salsa dancing and hula hooping
Matthew: I had to act like a cat
Matthew: So yeah, the hamburger was the highlight of my day
Matthew: Also, there was a 7-year-old girl who made me feel super self-conscious
Matthew: I was just wondering if you wanted to help me establish communism its not like I like you BAKA
Homie Quotes (OOT)
Homie Quotes (OOT)
Brook: Matthew is dummy thicc
Matthew, to Brooklynn: This relationship won't work if you are gonna be the dominant one
Paul: I'm dating my mom
Ben: *making a protein shake at 4 am* it's not THAT loud
Zach, talking about Chris, to Bryan: This is my girlfriend
Tabi: get someone who looks at you like my dog looks at me when I have food
Chris: Zachary was the one that killed him
Brooklynn: You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity.
Matthew: You often find things you want most in life...strange though, my youtube feed is filled with memes about death
Brook: lol you guys dead? Also Brook: * is never online*
Matthew: in fact whenever I do anything I eat food
Brook: You both bring me pain
Kayden: did you know the app says mariasoairha carieieies vocal range is like b2 to b7
Chris: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna be dummy thicc If Matthew sticks around
Matthew, about somebody getting 4 dates: Wow that's 4 times as many dates that I got :c
Chris: Are you a part of the Big Tittie Committee?
Matthew: 'What's brown and sticky? Me' - |Matthew -2019 BC
Matthew: 'BC' stands for 'Before Coronavirus' btw
Brook: Easy Peasy, Rico Squeezy
Rozanne: Shicken
Zachary: I am we tall did
Silas: * Laughing * L i b e r a l s
Addy: I'm a VSCO girl, sksksksks
Matthew, to Brooklynn: No homo though
Brooklynn, asking about Matthew: Ain't he 5'5? Chris: ???
Ben: I'm a mommy's boy
Chris: You finna be looking like a dadgum traffic light
Chris: bro I'm finna bust you like a can of WD40 when it hit fire
Matthew: Gal don't you come to my street acting like you're a big waffle
Chris: I'm finna pull up to your house and make you into a waffle, you giant french toast stick
Matthew: Yo home dog, you straight up say that, well you're about to get the hizzy mizz, y'all already know I'm packing heat, and my pizza slices always got my back on de rat house, dog
Chris: pull up bruh, imma gall dang get you and roll you into a flatbread and make a pizza out of you
Matthew: yo home dog don't yall spit that in my face cause you already know ill straight-up pull up to your barbeque uninvited ill straight up Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a 9x5 inch loaf pan. In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt. In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended. Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. Pour batter into prepared loaf pan. Bake in preheated oven for 60 to 65 minutes, until a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf, comes out clean. Let bread cool in the pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack don't test me dog
Chris: You ain't gon' skrr skrr with no ankles, now are you, bro
Meg: Purple is the superior color- You mortals will soon understand
Chris: it's mainly just me trying to focus and my brain going, 'Now, you won't believe this, but...'
Chris: I was gon' say- you know how Astro's fandom name is Aroha? So, for some reason, the first thing I thought of was Scooby Doo trying to say "Aloha", and at that moment I realized I absolutely have lost my mind
Benben: I have a stomach bug, not an identity crisis
Kayden, talking about Tagalog: like respect to adults like mabantot ka po that means you are stinky WITH RESPECT
Benben: I've got a PINATA so I believe I am superior
Chris: Can I get my teacher to call me 'Scooby-Doo'? Asking for a friend...
Benben: What if I open up an OnlyFans but just of me laughing
Matthew: I think the vaccine to covid19 is stupidity so I'm immune
Matthew: stop if you keep sending me these images ill lose all my masculinity
Matthew: *sad giraffe noises*
Chris: I asked who has a crush on you and it said you / Matthew: Matthew Yes, Matthew? um, I don't know how to say this but
but what? I LOVE YOU, O.O Matthew..... I don't like guys I run away
Chris, talking about her new phone: Now I can cry in HD
Matthew: oh yeah speaking of microwaves I need your help
Kayden: I just need my acne to clear up and wear eyeliner and I can make it as a kpop star
Kayden: my body pillow doesn’t love me:(
Maddie: Time to get my depression ice-cream
Benben: Stan water rat
Chris: let's name the water rat 'Post Malone'
Brook: My teacher is teaching me how to become a Minecraft character
Rozanne to Chris: Even your big lip looks pretty
Tabi: I'm so impatient, my horoscope said I need to have patience today
Benben: You know how crunchy roll is for anime? if you want to watch musicals, like Heathers, you get Scrunchy roll
Benben, chanting at Chris: RAMEN HEAD, RAMEN HEAD
Benben: I look like Katy Perry with short hair... you know-- it's a vibe though
Benben: I look, Uhm, drugs...
Benben: *Blinking profusely* "-is all I got out of your entire message.'
Benben: Hon hon hon, I am your french stalker
Matthew: I wish I was so stoned I was the rock
Matthew, talking about Brook: Shes turning 10 next year I'm so happy for her
Chris: My face is that of a chip
Brook: Your cheese is showing. You can't show your cheese
Brook: You can't just smack it, stretch it
Brook: My chunky baby, I call it Matthew
Matthew, taking bets on a fight: $100 on Chrissy
Chris: Oh, she's sweet but a Michael, A little bit Michael, At night she's screaming Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Josh, who is a diabetic: They say laughter is the cure to everything. unless you have diabetes..then I think insulin is better
Kayden: I MEANT MASSACHUSGEBSY
Chris: Not Kayden our favorite eboy
Kayden: Tagalog is basically English Spanish
Kayden: he’s white so he prob won’t get it
Chris: LAMP = Laughing at my pain
Matt: Maybe because if you're white and you go to west Cleveland you turn into swiss cheese
Matt: Everything I have ever done in my life... all the blood sweat and tears, all the hardships, and struggles all of that trials and tribulations... ALL OF THAT, lead me to watching that video and because of that 30-second video I regret it all I wonder is there a different path I could have took to avoid that video
Chris: Arson, am I right?
Brook and Chris: I'm going to Cadillac a wreck
Chris: *boogies in singleness*
Matt: if I ever got a girlfriend my mom would unleash the hidden arts of Puerto Rico judo
Matt: Oh, don't worry, the bear and guy said 'no homo'
Matt: so obviously I flexed how fat and tall I am
Matt: To make it seem that I worked a lot harder on this than I actually did I'm gonna say no
Matt: so he is like 5 feet taller than brook
Matt: In an episode of Johnny Bravo- He goes up to a girl and asks her out, and the girl says, "I have a boyfriend," and Johnny is like, "You look like the kind of girl who needs two". Now I was joking around with Tabi, asking if Hailee was single, and Tabi said she had a boyfriend, and I was like she looks like the kind of girl who needs two. Now I thought that was it and I left. So fast forward I found out Tabi told this to HAILEE and worst of all Hailee told her boyfriend what I said O>O
Matt: I'll give em that good left, right, goodnight, you know what I'm saying
Matt, after firmly stating Shane turned 21: Oh, um, I meant he was 21 4 years ago.
Kayden to Chris: do u live in the ghtoo part of cleavage land
Kayden: spider mummies who work at hooters
Kayden: but it's fine because I'm listening to Beyonce
Kayden: genitalman
Kayden: ugly ppl cant be horny
Kayden to Chris: if u don't like him u prob will have to settle for a white guy
Kayden: /e dance
Kayden to Chris: r u gonna stomp on me if u see me irl
Kayden: Ohioans am I right
Kayden to Chris: u should learn how to renegade
Kayden: I wanna be less white
Kayden to Chris: sksksksks with me
Kayden: cause we stan god here
Chris: Mariah Carey isn't dead yet, but if she was, man, she would be rolling in her grave
Matt: it so long ago that I didn't even have a dad when we went
Matt: Bobby looks like he was a soldier who fought Vietnam and then heard popcorn popping
Matt: also I got scared for a moment thinking Mike made tik toks
Chris: I already get the badge of excuses called "I'm dumb because I was homeschooled"
Chris: I want to see you punt him like a football
Matt: 100 IQ move from Bobby
Chris: Where did the term "butterflies in my stomach" come from? Who ate some butterflies, then had their crush or something talk to them and go
"Hey, this reminds me of that time I ate some butterflies"
Chris: Out of nowhere, my one friend was talking about how she wanted to live out a grandma aesthetic- And I was like, "You want to see my grandmother's aesthetic?" And then proceeded to send a photo of a graveyard
Chris: I think I am just thrown off since you pulled an MJ lol
Matt: if I committed several war crimes in Iraq, no I didn't
Chris: I've ruined the joke because I can't type properly
Matt: the microwave is the closet thing to baking I got and the closest thing to a baked treat I ever made was a Rice Krispy bar
Chris: Like, If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and U together because you stink
Matt: clear just means you can change colors easier - Chris: Listen, bro, I am not a chameleon
Kayden: I TOLD SOMEONE THAT THEIR HAMPSTER LOOKS LIKE A CORNDOG
Chris: But that Lil' freak of nature works too
Kayden: can you ask sniffy guy if he plays Minecraft
Kayden: I might 1v1 Ethan
Kayden to Chris: I need the oldest people or people you dated so I can get clout if I kill them
Kayden: from ratatatpurilai
Chris: I will Milly rock on your grave
Kayden after being asked if he bakes: No, but I watch the great British baking show, so I basically do
Kayden to Chris: you remind meof a doughnute
Kayden: invite them to look at the brothel
Chris: Murder is always an option
Kayden to Chris: if my parents' divorce I'm blaming you
Kayden: is tmrw Obama
Kayden: emo couch
Kayden: yea, that dude is a disappointment, his fist is bigger than his face
Kayden: I wonder how many hot wheels I can fit in my mouth
Chris: What if Brook falls off? - Matt: from a ledge that is 12 inches high well she will probably fall for a long time and it would be fatal. for the ground, not her.
Brook: Comply or die
Brook: I'm making Ben my maid of honor and he is gonna wear a purple dress
Chris to Matt: Maybe you could have turned into some Hallmark Christmas movie
Chris: I did the "Which Celebrity Are You" quiz and I kept getting people that died
Brook to Matt: 736 you are a dude
Brook: Hello, fries. We meet again. But now I am America, so I am better than you
Brook: I'm amurica
Brook: yath quin
Chris to Matt: You are not the big cheeseburger you paint yourself to be
Shane: Remixxxxx
Chris: I am fluent in K-pop boy
Brook: Tears falling down at the party, Santa's getting high in the sleigh
Brook to Chris: Why are your feet on backward?!
Brook: The crunch back of Krispy Kreme
Brook to Matt: Ya like the big tooth mamas?
Chris: By the time this is over with- my lifespan will have decreased so much that I'll just end up dead
Aaron: Uncle Bryan is my Uncle
Brook: I didn't choose the simp life, the simp life chose me
Matt: I SIMP
Chris: I accidentally wrote a fanfiction between my brothers
Kayden: SpongeBob manifests his daddy issues
Kayden: BRO I POSTED IT AT THE PART THAT SHE SADI THAT IM THE SONG
Kayden: I just finished my pedo anime :(
Kayden: this lightsaber goes in more places besides other peoples hearts
Kayden: It was like I was spooning with a ninja turtle
Matthew: Paul hit me with a metal chair today
Michael: Gotta simp equally for each other
Michael: I think they making a love action sleeping beauty and Matthew is the star princess
Ethan & Chris: French stoner
Matthew: my first ASMR video should be "Kermit The Frog comforts you after a break up" or... "Po the Panda makes dumplings with you"
Matthew: I'm gonna start selling my bathwater
Matthew, talking about the man shopping his ween off on a counter: I thought it was just another cooking video
Matt: Well if you got money ill be your girlfriend
Brook: That is biracial, but no the right racial...bi
Matt: Please don't tell me the chaotic duo has united
Brook: You're a butt wiggle
Brook: I would marry him but he doesn't have arms
Brook: America has an anime boy
Chris: I've got to equip my arms
Chris: I don't trust a man with a hand
Chris: Pokemon rights, bro
Matt: Plus Niki Minaj is a WWE superstar so I appreciate the reference
Chris: 260p Garfield is my spirit animal
Chris: He put the SIMP in SHRIMP
Matt: why do you want me to fight this shrimp
Brook: I'll be able to see without my eyes
Chris: You want any ice cream? We don't have any, I just wanted to know
Michael: I spoke to a satanist and learned gay men like me
Matthew: today I saw Santa Claus riding on a fire truck being chased by cops
Matthew: I know this is random but I just realized my afro is getting stupidly big
Matthew: You know on my 15th birthday I would have never guessed nearly a year later that I would be talking about if kissing the homies was homo
Brook: Do not disrespect God with your Ben sacrifice
Matthew: some guy with a weird voice telling me that I'm his girlfriend and explain why kettlebells suck
Matthew: get yourself a man who will give an apple
Matthew: My eyes are swollen so much that it looks like I have anime eyes
Brook: I would marry him but he doesnt have arms
Matthew: Can I say hot girl cause the youth already thinks im bi
Chris's mom: I miss your teeth
Chris: Up your chances of being eaten by Simba
Brook: We are fabulous (not you Matthew)
Matthew: speaking of which I was chilling waiting to get the covid shot and I was holding my moms purse cause she was busy and the guy was like the purse matches your eyes
Matthew: yo I can just imagine someone for real trying to kidnap me and I just laugh it off thinking it's you
Matthew: ***I can tell the untruth***
Matthew: Suicide is sounding pretty good now that I have seen this
Matthew: sadly jake paul appeared in a part of the show which ruined my day honestly
Matthew: get with the times old man praying to God is the slow way to reach him texting is the new thing brahhh
Chris: What if we put up Ben's phone number in Starbucks and tell people it is a furry hotline
Matthew: -Lyrics- Gurl youdintjusaythat ahifj gurl saomggirl mathew yasss girl broqueen should be hertosea this gurlll yassssssquennnnnnnnn
Matthew: him being cute is his only saving grace honestly
Matthew: Now if you excuse me imma just go to my queen shrine so they can whisper *"Don't Stop Me Now"* softly into my ear
Matthew: Now if you excuse me I'm gonna go to my Goku shrine
Matthew: I like Minecraft cause I can build stuff just like how I want to build a relationship with my parents
Matthew: that sounds like being straight with extra steps
Matthew: Next time ill tell your dad to move out of the way, sit down for a few minutes then grab the tissue box, and then kick the song leader out and start singing Frank Sinatra songs. When brother Samuel eventually comes out to preach, ill say "Not in my house," ill then preach in brother Samuel's place and convert them all into my cat cult.
Matthew: someone other than my mum called me cute
Matthew: bald as a baby's bottom
Matthew: I would much rather go straight to the fiery pits of HFIL than to be bens boyfriend
Matthew: I block him out its honestly my only way to cope
Matthew: Jimmy neutron is a boy who can do some incredible things. Now, Jimmy neutron probably created a dimensional right machine, but it takes a ton of energy to just teleport one person. So jimmy gets his friend's Carl and Sheen so they can test out this machine! It works and Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are teleported to our world! They try to teleport back after there creeped out by the way we all look! But Jimmy knows that the machine isn't at max power! But he doesn't tell anyone about it. Jimmy tries the machine and it works teleporting Carl and Jimmy back home! Sheen is left there Sheen tries to live a normal life but he becomes emotionally dead. He wants to keep his name Sheen but everyone just called him Shane so he switched his name to Shane. Shane now lives his life hating that he got betrayed by his best friend and he wishes he could return home so he could get revenge.
Chris: You don't seem like a good pony mother
Matthew: Bryan is just saying that causes he's too fat to go on a hike
Matthew: I don't play cooking I am cooking
Matthew: I got called thiccccccccc in class today
Matthew: Yes I do have forks shoved up Bryan
Brook: Doesn't Matthew have a dad?
Matthew: I'm bi-curious... curious about those biceps... no homo
Matthew: Arent all Asians white
Matthew: It's not racist because I'm black
Matthew: I wanted to cosplay as The Undertaker, but I never realized how much cleavage he shows, and I'm not that kind of guy
Matthew: I'll be racist for comedy
Matthew: It makes sense that she is tasty, she is black
Matthew: Black people are cannibals
Matthew: Black people probably taste better than white people
Matthew: I don't know what a ween is but ok
Matthew: I sometimes act like I never gave birth to him, honestly it's sometimes the only way I can cope
Matthew: I am a very respected little spoon
Matthew: Ben can not eat using me as a spoon
Matthew: If a fruitcake is someone who wants to beat up Bryan, then yes, I'm a fruitcake
(Typical Innocent) Matthew: Why do you want your boyfriend to be your daddy?
Matthew: Why did you marry your dad
Matthew: I do love fantasizing about getting physically assaulted
Brook: Emo chicken little
Matthew: Before I was an illegal fisher lol
Matthew: Yo, Aaron hugged me yesterday and I wanted to kill myself
Matthew: Aaron hugged me, so easily the worst day of my life
Matthew: I mean I would be a fan of myself too if I wasn't myself
Matthew: I saw Paul do salsa dancing and hula hooping
Matthew: I had to act like a cat
Matthew: So yeah, the hamburger was the highlight of my day
Matthew: Also, there was a 7-year-old girl who made me feel super self-conscious
Matthew: I was just wondering if you wanted to help me establish communism its not like I like you BAKA
